Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Classic Bill

I arrived at my parents on Sunday to begin our Mother's Day activities. As we drove out of the garage, my dad goes, "Did you see the crabs?" My mom gasped, and I just kind of laughed. "What?"

"That just wasn't the right way to put it," my mom advised.

"Dad, the crab apple trees look great."

Given this and other events, maybe our yard should be a PSA for STDs.