Last Saturday, I went to a movie night with some of my girlfriends. It was a semi-impromptu affair, so I decided to stop and get some pizzas at the grocery on my way to watching the movies. Since it was only girls and at one of our houses, I went sans makeup, in velvet pajama pants, and wearing an old baseball jersey. In addition, my face was totally breaking out.
I grabbed the pizzas, jalapeno poppers, and a chocolate cake. Arriving at the checkout lane, I had a couple in their 40s or 50s in front of me. The guy looked back at me, looked at my food, gave a look of utter shock and then proceeded to act like he didn't react to my food as his eyes started darting all around trying not to make eye contact with anyone.
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I could say a million evil things about that couple right now, but I won't.
I will just leave it at this. They were probably jealous of you. And they are probably boring.
AND all of their kids are probably rebelling from their strict upbringing by eating junk food and waiting to do the dishes until the morning. So THERE!
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