Piety, Here I Come

I have decided that my freezer needs to be completely emptied, I just feel like some of the stuff has been in there too long. Plus, I really just want to reorganize my freezer and it is easiest to do when there is nothing in there. Thus, my chocolate stash has been drastically reduced. In order to clean my freezer, I needed a plan that would eradicate the chocolate, which takes a considerable chunk of my freezer, but also not lead to total (only partial) gluttony. I decided that I can only eat half a candy bar at a time. This has been going pretty well, especially since I have not felt the deprivation since I began with the super-sized bars. Thus, the candy bar that myself and four friends would snack on while playing cards, is consumed just by me in two sittings :) My chocolate store is down to about 5 pounds! My hips are slightly up, but hey, I need to be a good housekeeper.

I am well on my way to clean freezer. They do say that cleanliness is next to godliness. And if what is keeping my freezer unclean or at least unorganized is chocolate, then it stands to reason that the chocolate needs to be dealt with in a proper manner. It would not be proper to throw it away, because that would be wasteful; so, it must be consumed. Leading me to believe that maybe consuming chocolate is next to godliness. That being the case, I think I am going to work extra hard on my piety. Anyone want to join me?